having roommate issues?
So lately, my roommate has taken up the practice of witchcraft in our apartment. At first it was kind of amusing, but then he started doing these really advanced spells, with sage and rosemary and yarrow or whatever. One night, I came back and slipped on a puddle of lavender oil. I also saw that my bed was covered in sea salt. What the heck?!
He's also trying to captivate the attention of people he's been having crushes on. I keep telling him, "Just say hi to them and strike a conversation," but he insists that he make poached quinces and slip them into their jacket pockets... or something like that. Oh, and there's a pentagram in the apple core if you slice it along the equator? WTF. I just want to eat an apple, for Pete's sake!
I need to convince him that witchcraft is not real, and that he needs to get back to schoolwork. I need a spell that will help him see through the delusion of spells. What can I conjure to repel the lust for Wiccan arts within my roommate?
There's only one vampire slayer, and that is Buffy.
But anyway, Brian, you might want to try binding your roommate's magic. That is the closest thing to convincing him that spells are delusional. Once you bind his magic, his spells will fail, and he'll think that magic is bullcrap.
You will need...
- an effigy
- a piece of his hair
- one of his little crystals or a small piece of his spellwork
- a hematite bead bracelet
- sea salt (You have plenty on your bed. That could even be substituted for the "piece of his spellwork.")
- purple taper candle
- chalk
- red twine
Affix the hair and piece of spellwork to the effigy. Tie the effigy onto the purple candle and then wrap the hematite beads around it tightly. Draw a pentagram on a surface and place the effigy in the center. Light the candle, and sprinkle sea salt over it, letting it fall down the sides and down the effigy. Trace a pentagram over the effigy and speak this spell.
"Earth and air, fire and water, with this pentagram, binding I lay,
To weigh your energies down night and day.
No more shall you, with a 'k,' your magick spell,
By this poppet your witchcraft be quelled."
Let the wax flow down and partially smother the poppet. Seal the binding by burying it somewhere safe--under an large, old tree (oak or redwood is great), in a shallow river bed, at an isolated beach, or toss into the ocean.
Vacuum up your room and wipe up the lavender oil with vinegar and you should be good to go!
EDIT: Casseil, you neophyte witch. I can bind you right here where I am! Sage and yarrow doesn't get you very far.
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