Do like this funny one about an old friend of mine?
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Fishtail
Dan McGuire’s on the bank
Set the hook with yank, crank the reel
To reveal a Rainbow Trout
There’s no doubt, he’s the greatest of them all
He calls out the Northern Pike
By the dyke, along the dam, night crawler can
Handsome Dan and the Rock Bass Band
With the pan-fried [...]